As I have been gone for a while and meaning to post here are the upcoming posts which I will be discussing at a later date.
Mars and Venus - Can a friendship truly exit?
Fat = Ugly - why the hateration?
Big girl with cute guy - A reported sighting.
Sasquatch...mmm me so horny
The socio-economics of attraction
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Three Headed Unicorn - Young Asian Couples
The other day I saw a young Asian couple at the movies. I stared at them like I was looking at the three headed unicorn. I almost whipped out my cell phone and took a picture. It was like seeing the Loch Ness monster. No one would believe me if I told them I saw it.
As a black woman, I am sensitive to my own plight. Yes there are brothers out there who still date black women, that I know and that I'm sure of. However, we've all seen that statistic that Black Women are some 40 odd percent likely to not be married. And how black men date black women - yada yada yada. No need to rehash the same old discussion.
However, at least I see and know of black couples - young and old. I really feel sorry for Asian Men, because good Lord how often do you see a young Asian woman with an Asian man. I'll wait while you ponder on that............... still waiting.
Yes I've seen them. I even have a friend who is Asian and so is her boyfriend *gasp* but in general that is not a common every day occurrence. So this is a shout out to my Asian brotheren. Keep your head up. You too will find your match someday.
As a black woman, I am sensitive to my own plight. Yes there are brothers out there who still date black women, that I know and that I'm sure of. However, we've all seen that statistic that Black Women are some 40 odd percent likely to not be married. And how black men date black women - yada yada yada. No need to rehash the same old discussion.
However, at least I see and know of black couples - young and old. I really feel sorry for Asian Men, because good Lord how often do you see a young Asian woman with an Asian man. I'll wait while you ponder on that............... still waiting.
Yes I've seen them. I even have a friend who is Asian and so is her boyfriend *gasp* but in general that is not a common every day occurrence. So this is a shout out to my Asian brotheren. Keep your head up. You too will find your match someday.
Too funny to be pissed
I ALMOST had a date this Friday. Then I would have something to type, However as always things just go down hill after "Hello."
I'll fast forward to the good parts because the rest is boring. Finalizing some plans. I told him to make the decision (Nothing like an aggressive man. BTW - Aggressive and disrespectful are not synonyms. Just in case someone wanted to say something). We tossed around shooting pool, which to me is fun as long as there is no smoke (I have asthma). I was at work so we got off the phone, and he was going to call later while he thought of something comfortable and fun - similar to pool but with no smoke.
He emails me with his final plans.
'Let your hair down with Scorpio passion, dinner and drinks with a night cap for the grown and sexy.'
Good Lord are you kidding me? So at this point we all know I am beyond disinterested. My fingers couldn't help it though, I had to ask.
"What's a night cap for the grown and sexy?"
"...a night cap is forgetting the rules 4 one night and let me take u to extacy baby."
I doubled over laughing. Couldn't help it that was one of the funny things I have ever read/heard. ESPECIALLY since he couldn't spell ecstasy. Needless to say I didn't answer when he called, but I slow chuckled on that for the rest of the day. Wonder If I would have gotten a different response if I would have told him I was ANYTHING but a Scorpio.
That comment comes in close call to
White truck slowly rolls up and and pulls beside me. I am standing in the parking lot. "MMMmm girl look at them thick ass legs, I throw some bar-que-sauce on them bitches and lick em dry."
It was Memorial Day weekend guess he was in the holiday spirit. Now I was partying in the Dec (Decatur, GA) so can't say I was all that shocked.
I'll fast forward to the good parts because the rest is boring. Finalizing some plans. I told him to make the decision (Nothing like an aggressive man. BTW - Aggressive and disrespectful are not synonyms. Just in case someone wanted to say something). We tossed around shooting pool, which to me is fun as long as there is no smoke (I have asthma). I was at work so we got off the phone, and he was going to call later while he thought of something comfortable and fun - similar to pool but with no smoke.
He emails me with his final plans.
'Let your hair down with Scorpio passion, dinner and drinks with a night cap for the grown and sexy.'
Good Lord are you kidding me? So at this point we all know I am beyond disinterested. My fingers couldn't help it though, I had to ask.
"What's a night cap for the grown and sexy?"
"...a night cap is forgetting the rules 4 one night and let me take u to extacy baby."
I doubled over laughing. Couldn't help it that was one of the funny things I have ever read/heard. ESPECIALLY since he couldn't spell ecstasy. Needless to say I didn't answer when he called, but I slow chuckled on that for the rest of the day. Wonder If I would have gotten a different response if I would have told him I was ANYTHING but a Scorpio.
That comment comes in close call to
White truck slowly rolls up and and pulls beside me. I am standing in the parking lot. "MMMmm girl look at them thick ass legs, I throw some bar-que-sauce on them bitches and lick em dry."
It was Memorial Day weekend guess he was in the holiday spirit. Now I was partying in the Dec (Decatur, GA) so can't say I was all that shocked.
I'm a Scorpio...So what!!
Another fascinating thing I have discovered - I CANNOT tell men my sign. For those of you who have already read my previous threads, you know I also cannot tell them what I write. My answer is now "I write fiction."
"What type?"
"General fiction."
Because anything else and it's all down hill. Nope I can't even say I write paranormal romance. So that's fine. NOW to add to the list, I cannot give my sign. I have no intention of lying about it. (Pretty hard to with a big ass scorpion tattooed on my body). And it is one of those questions that EVERYBODY asks. Well except me, because I could care less. The only reason my tattoo is a Scorpion is the tattoo artist was tired of doing hearts and butterflies so I opted for something different (after hearing his 15 minute tirade). The picture jumped out at me, so I got it permanently embedded in my skin, and I like it. But I digress, this post isn't about my tattoo.
Let me backtrack and take you into my life and the mind a man - a simple man. We all know that whenever anyone thinks Scorpio they assume they are a freak (I will neither confirm nor deny the truth of that statement.)
As SOON as my sign is mentioned I get something to the effect of
"Oh" a stare, his eyes perusing my body from head to toe. A stark hunger there like he was famished and I'm a big ass steak.
"Hmm" wicked grin "so you're a freak hunh."
Licks the lips, grabs his bottom lip in between his teeth slowly releasing it "Really?"
OR
if its an online chat situation the topic IMMEDIATELY turns to sex at which point I leave.
Men, if you're reading let me enlighten you.
Freak DOES NOT equal promiscuous. (I will elaborate on this later.)
Just because I am a Scorpio, I will not drop to my knees and suck you dick right there. I will not hop into bed with you that night or any other night. Nor do I want to talk about sex with a complete fucking stranger. Geesh!
Now back to my other point FREAK and HO are not interchangeable words. (Disclaimer - the word HO is a unisex word.)
Let me break it down for you.
FREAK - a person who is sexually adventurous. Wiling to try various sexual positions and arenas.
HO - a person who has little to no standards about their sexual partners. A person who sleeps with many people at once and/or separately. A person who bed hops from one night stand to another.
Example #1 - A person is in a committed relationship (lets say marriage). In that committed relationship they have sex, with each other. They have missionary, doggy style, oral sex, anal sex, bent forwards, bent backwards, legs up, legs down, legs twisted, whips, chains, leather, feathers, cotton, naked, fingers, toys, food, rubber, etc. They do it in the bed, on the window, in the car, on the steps, on the table, in the club, on the roof, on the chandelier while it swings, the park, the ocean, the rocks, the street, etc.
That person is a freak! (well to some, to others its just normal sex, but I digress)
Example #2 - A person meets someone, shortly after they have sex. This is not uncommon for that person. The person pretty much only likes missionary and MAYBE doggy style.
That person is a ho! (and a lazy lay, but I digress)
YES, I'm a Scorpio and NO you're not getting any.
Stay tuned for more in the life of being disrespected all the freaking time!!! (Clearly I'm in vent mode.)
"What type?"
"General fiction."
Because anything else and it's all down hill. Nope I can't even say I write paranormal romance. So that's fine. NOW to add to the list, I cannot give my sign. I have no intention of lying about it. (Pretty hard to with a big ass scorpion tattooed on my body). And it is one of those questions that EVERYBODY asks. Well except me, because I could care less. The only reason my tattoo is a Scorpion is the tattoo artist was tired of doing hearts and butterflies so I opted for something different (after hearing his 15 minute tirade). The picture jumped out at me, so I got it permanently embedded in my skin, and I like it. But I digress, this post isn't about my tattoo.
Let me backtrack and take you into my life and the mind a man - a simple man. We all know that whenever anyone thinks Scorpio they assume they are a freak (I will neither confirm nor deny the truth of that statement.)
As SOON as my sign is mentioned I get something to the effect of
"Oh" a stare, his eyes perusing my body from head to toe. A stark hunger there like he was famished and I'm a big ass steak.
"Hmm" wicked grin "so you're a freak hunh."
Licks the lips, grabs his bottom lip in between his teeth slowly releasing it "Really?"
OR
if its an online chat situation the topic IMMEDIATELY turns to sex at which point I leave.
Men, if you're reading let me enlighten you.
Freak DOES NOT equal promiscuous. (I will elaborate on this later.)
Just because I am a Scorpio, I will not drop to my knees and suck you dick right there. I will not hop into bed with you that night or any other night. Nor do I want to talk about sex with a complete fucking stranger. Geesh!
Now back to my other point FREAK and HO are not interchangeable words. (Disclaimer - the word HO is a unisex word.)
Let me break it down for you.
FREAK - a person who is sexually adventurous. Wiling to try various sexual positions and arenas.
HO - a person who has little to no standards about their sexual partners. A person who sleeps with many people at once and/or separately. A person who bed hops from one night stand to another.
Example #1 - A person is in a committed relationship (lets say marriage). In that committed relationship they have sex, with each other. They have missionary, doggy style, oral sex, anal sex, bent forwards, bent backwards, legs up, legs down, legs twisted, whips, chains, leather, feathers, cotton, naked, fingers, toys, food, rubber, etc. They do it in the bed, on the window, in the car, on the steps, on the table, in the club, on the roof, on the chandelier while it swings, the park, the ocean, the rocks, the street, etc.
That person is a freak! (well to some, to others its just normal sex, but I digress)
Example #2 - A person meets someone, shortly after they have sex. This is not uncommon for that person. The person pretty much only likes missionary and MAYBE doggy style.
That person is a ho! (and a lazy lay, but I digress)
YES, I'm a Scorpio and NO you're not getting any.
Stay tuned for more in the life of being disrespected all the freaking time!!! (Clearly I'm in vent mode.)
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